i was listening to my kanye west station on pandora when 1d’s what makes you beautiful comes on and just as i’m about to skip the song my best friend in the other room screams “no keep it on here!”
Das right. I’m psychic. And shame on you for thinking about skipping our song.
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
soitgoes33 asked: lmao i can't believe you wanted to be a cheerleader
Whatevs, those skills saved your ass last night. Without me you’d still be locked out. In the cold. With nothing to keep you warm. And only the hard ground to sleep on.